Zip Up Hoody!

It’s a zip-up hoody.
Scumbag approved, unfortunately also customer approved.
Are you trash?
Do you piss sitting down and still think you’re hard?
Do you make poor choices, then double down on them out of spite?
Good.
This is for you.
It zips up so you don’t have to think too much.
It keeps you warm while you disappoint everyone within a five-metre radius.
Buy it or don’t. Either way, we’re not impressed.