Regatta Softshell Coat!

It’s a coat.
A Doghouse-embroidered Regatta softshell.
It keeps rain off your back and wind off your neck, which is more than can be said for most of your life choices.
If you want to stay dry and you’re a bit of a liability, buy the coat.
If you enjoy standing around wet, moaning, and pretending you’re “fine actually”, don’t.
No hype. No inspiration. Just a coat for people who go outside and aren’t delicate about it.