ITDH Embroidered Body Warmer - Yellow Zip

For when life’s a mess but at least you’re warm.
 
Fully embroidered front and back, this tactical cuddle-vest is perfect for dodging responsibility in style. Featuring a hi-vis yellow zip so even your bad decisions can’t hide, it’s ideal for blending in just enough to cause suspicion.
 
Whether you're dogging in a layby, necking pints at 10AM, or legging it from a Ford Focus with questionable plates, this body warmer’s got your back — and your front.
 
Features:
Loud embroidery so everyone knows you're not here to make friends
Hi-vis zip: safety first, even during crimes
Insulated AF: warm enough for “outdoor activities” in winter
Breathable enough for building sites, even when you’re just there to nick copper
Mobility-enhancing cut: because you never know when you’ll have to sprint
 
Recommended for:
✅ Dogging (hands-free compatible)
✅ Car chases (zip won’t catch on seatbelt)
✅ Building sites (on or off the books)
✅ Pub visits (early openers preferred)
✅ Court appearances (first impressions count)