MYSTERY FLOODED ITEM!

🌊 FLOOD-DAMAGED FASHION — NOW WITH 100% MORE MYSTERY! 🌊

Fancy yourself a bargain hunter with absolutely no regard for your own wellbeing? You’re in luck!

These clothes have been through a proper soaking, and some may have suffered a little more than others. Expect mysterious stains, questionable marks, unexpected shrinkage and possibly a scent that can only be described as “someone left the washing machine at the bottom of a canal.”

And the smell? Let’s just say these garments have developed a fragrance somewhere between wet dog, stagnant pond and the bloke who’s been sleeping rough behind the kebab shop.

Condition: Flooded. Smell: Biblical. Fashion credentials: Questionable. Chance of survival: Ask your dry cleaner.

Buy now and give these poor sods a second chance — because frankly, they’ve already been through enough. 😭🌊